Growth Nut
Peanut Protocol
Sales & Business Development
Posted on Feb 26, 2025
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Growth Nut
Peanut - buttery smooth global money
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> be me > wake up > it's 6am in some timezone > 420 notifs > devs complaining about too many users and needing to scale the systems > put devs on mute > belle delphine in my dms begging for influencer gig > the growth stack is half duct tape, half me > user funnel so thicc it's twerking > take a deep breath, sip my coffee > unbothered, unstoppable, orchestrating chaos into hockey-stick curves > feelsgud.png > I benchmark benchmarks > I tweet telepathically > I don't see faces I see ICPs > I dream in cohorts > I am Growth at Peanut
𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝕎𝔸ℕ𝕋 𝕋𝕆 𝔹𝔼 #1 GROWTH HIRE 𝔸𝕋 ℙ𝔼𝔸ℕ𝕌𝕋
You’re fluent in consumer (bonus: fintech). Bonus: good memes
You thrive in chaos, love ambiguity, and actually ship. No endless Slack threads; just action.
You have a black belt in consumer app marketing (bonus: fintech)
You’re obsessed with building useful things that make people go, “Why hasn’t anyone done this before?”
No peanut allergy!! (negotiable, but hard mode if yes).
This is us:
we’re bringing back p2p electronic cash
2nd time founders, who love hacking and building actually useful things. creds/clout: Harvard, St Andrews, ex-hf0, ex-gov-researcher, prev exit. Hugo: all things tech. Konrad: all things biz.
cracked team
raised funding from big brain crypto-native VCs.
Interested in our techstack/codebase? Most of it is open source here: https://github.com/peanutprotocol
Testimonials from team members: “The peanut puns are tiring”, “At cocktail parties I pretend I work at a B2B SaaS because it’s more believable”.
Process
Apply below and wait until we get back
Intro call (~15 mins)
Interview (1-1.5h)
Reference checks
Contract work (2-14 days) - let’s ship!
Long-term contract
lfg 🚀
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This is what you get:
some cash ($40-100k), high equity compensation (0.5-2%), so you can grow with us 1000X (wen token?)
job at company called Squirrel Labs (how cool is that?!)
fully remote